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Written by Alex
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Monday, 17 December 2007 |
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Do you like suspensful, post-apocolyptic zombie-esque movies as much as I do? probably not, but that shouldn't stop you from seeing this excellent film starring the Fresh Prince, or in this case, the Fresh Army Virologist. On my personal scale which goes from "0" (or as I like to call it "The Intolerable Cruelty") to "5" (pretty much any movie with Russel Crowe in it)...this is a 3.75....almost a hit, but much better than the average film. I saw it alone and wanted to make a ton of jokes, but I love seeing films by myself. I get into the plot much more. That's my recommendation for the month: go to the movies by yourself sometime, tell me what you think. |
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Written by Alex
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Saturday, 15 December 2007 |
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That was a google search that some how led some one to my website. As to which, I humbly write the following: 1) Whoever you are, please, please get some help. I don't mean that the "wow you need help" condescending way at all. I just mean, please, go talk to someone. If it's not your parents, a friend, or pastor...someone. 2) What sort of meta info or key words could possibly be in my website code and content that would trigger a match in a google search for "how do i hurt myself really bad????" 3) What did you find out? hopefully not what you were looking for...well obviously you didn't, since you found your way to MY website. 4) If you're just kidding...you need to get out more. 5) Hello, by the way. |
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Written by Alex
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Wednesday, 12 December 2007 |
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Whether this is real, I don't care. What I do love about this is that it supports my belief that if you've never seen someone who cashes a welfare check, Walmart will fix that missing piece in your life by a thousand degrees. 
Seriously. Tell me you didn't laugh. |
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Written by Alex
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Wednesday, 12 December 2007 |
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I woke up this morning in a fog. I barely remember getting out of bed. All I remember is hearing this noise, a really annoying growl. With an ounce of brain power so early in the morning, I remembered this: As a joke, we set our wireless door bell noise to "Fog Horn". It's really funny, don't get me wrong, but not....NOT...the noise you want to wake up to. Apparently, some workers were supposed to come over in the AM to start fixing our fireplace. News to me. They were about 45 minutes early. Thanks for that. Anyway, ever since, I have felt really dizzy. Anyone have a clue what that means? ab. |
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Written by Alex
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Tuesday, 11 December 2007 |
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Introducing the new sousaPhone from Microsoft!
Full Keyboard!
Wireless Head set!
Windpowered....that means GREEN!
Sousatastic!
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