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Written by Alex
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Thursday, 29 November 2007 |
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you my new invention: For people who aren’t sure what to do with their guitar stands when they’re not in use, from AlCo Products comes “The Guitar Stand Stand”. This creation is intended to alleviate all of your worries on stage when you aren’t using your guitar stand. It’s a handy device that protects your guitar stand from random bumps that may cause your guitar stand to fall over and sustain damage. Through a patented German engineering and Italian innovation, now when someone bumps your guitar stand regardless of whether you guitar is actually in the stand or not, you can have twice the satisfaction knowing that your “Guitar Stand Stand” will keep your precious gear intact. Look for it on eBay. |
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Written by Alex
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Thursday, 29 November 2007 |
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No, that's not code for something dirty. Thanks to the marvels of OfficeMax, you too can be "elfed" and send a funny message to a friend. It's a little silly, but what can I say I've been elfed Check it out at http://www.elfyourself.com/ I expect to receive multiple elfs from viewers at home. I want to see your elf! Funniest elf wins...something! |
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Written by Alex
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Tuesday, 06 November 2007 |
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1) People who walk around in public with their cell phone ear piece in. (there are lots of subsets to that one, but more or less, the whole cell phone ear piece drives me crazy) 2) People patting me on the back (literally) because they think that because I'm a big guy [6'3" 2 hundred-something :) ] that I must LOVE back pats. I do not love back pats. (again, more subsets. My least favorite: the sneak attack slap) 3) The day that Jason Giambi signed with the New York Yankees. I used to like him, now I don't. 4) Myself, for voting for George W. Bush....TWICE. and finally..... 5) The Saturday Morning I was first introduced to "Go Diego, Go"... Specifically the episode where Diego rescues a baby chinchilla. Why? because the hack actor that voiced the baby chinchilla gave it a super annoying baby cry morphed thru some Pro tools 7.0 digital distorter...it was like taking a baby's cry and mixing it with someone's REALLY bad guess at what they might think a chinchilla might sound like (because you know the actor was like...a chincill-what?) if were trapped on branch over a rapid filled river... My only question: do we really need our kids one more annoying sound to imitate? Thank God for the writer's strike, right? |
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Written by Alex
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Thursday, 01 November 2007 |
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If you've been to the blogspot you've probably seen the many links I've provided to see my corner of the internets. Fox Snooze is my first attempt at satirical commentary on the news and political scene. In my everday readings of numerous news and entertainment websites, I've discovered that often have a gutteral response that needs to be let out. That's more or less what you get there. One part "The Onion," one part Alex, and a whole lot of Fox News to provide the humor. |
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Written by Alex
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Thursday, 01 November 2007 |
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I was once really into Kurt Vonnegut. I also once played a lot of music. Right now I'm sort of in this inbetween stage of threatening to record and write a bunch of music. Here is the remnants of my old music. |
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